Nobody knows when humans carved the first snow penis into freshly fallen powder, but they’re not going away any time soon.
Parks officials in Gothenburg, Sweden, found themselves in a bit of a pickle on Sunday when a local schlong artist decided to draw a giant penis in the snow on a frozen moat. Unfortunately for those trying to eradicate the member, the snow penis was on thin ice, literally.
— Brett (@Brosner85) January 18, 2016
According to The Local, park employees were cleaning King’s Park when several concerned citizens, disgusted and offended by the snow art located on a frozen body of water inside the park, approached the workers. The park staff then attempted to destroy the artwork, but retreated after discovering the ice was too thin. Read more…