[ xkcd.com ] Anti-Drone Eagles

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Anti-Drone Eagles

It's cool, it's totally ethical--they're all programmed to hunt whichever bird of prey is most numerous at the moment, so they leave the endangered ones alone until near the end.

https://xkcd.com/1842/

[ xkcd.com ] Who?

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Who?

Gonna feel even dumber when I realize that all this time he's been talking into a bluetooth thingy and we're not actually friends.

https://xkcd.com/1841/

[ xkcd.com ] Genetic Testing Results

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Genetic Testing Results

That's very exciting! The bad news is that it's a risk factor for a lot of things.

https://xkcd.com/1840/

[ xkcd.com ] Doctor Visit

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Doctor Visit

According to these blood tests, you're like 30% cereal.

https://xkcd.com/1839/

[ xkcd.com ] Doctor Visit

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Doctor Visit

According to these blood tests, you're like 30% cereal.

https://xkcd.com/1839/

[ xkcd.com ] Machine Learning

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Machine Learning

The pile gets soaked with data and starts to get mushy over time, so it's technically recurrent.

https://xkcd.com/1838/

[ xkcd.com ] Rental Car

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Rental Car

Technically, both cars are haunted, but the murder ghosts can't stand listening to the broken GPS for more than a few minutes.

https://xkcd.com/1837/