xkcd.com | How to Make Friends

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How to Make Friends

No, wait, come back! I want to be friends at you!

https://xkcd.com/1917/

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xkcd.com | Temperature Preferences

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Temperature Preferences

There's a supposed Mark Twain quote, "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco." It isn't really by Mark Twain, but I don't know who said it—I just know they've never been to McMurdo Station.

https://xkcd.com/1916/

xkcd.com | Nightmare Email Feature

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Nightmare Email Feature

"...just got back and didn't see your message until just now. Sorry! -- TIME THIS MESSAGE SAT HALF-FINISHED IN DRAFTS FOLDER: 3 days, 2 hours, 45 minutes."

https://xkcd.com/1915/

xkcd.com | Twitter Verification

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Twitter Verification

When we started distributing special status tokens that signify which people are important enough to join an elite group, we never could have imagined we might be creating some problems down the line.

https://xkcd.com/1914/

xkcd.com | A �

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A �

If you want in on the fun, map a key on your keyboard to the sequence U+0041 U+0020 U+FFFD (or U+0021 U+0020 U+FFFD for the exclamation point version), and then no update can never take this away from you.

https://xkcd.com/1913/

xkcd.com | Thermostat

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Thermostat

Your problem is so terrible, I worry that, if I help you, I risk drawing the attention of whatever god of technology inflicted it on you.

https://xkcd.com/1912/

xkcd.com | Defensive Profile

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Defensive Profile

If I’ve made you sad, you’d better not tell me, because I am TERRIFIED of that situation and have NO IDEA how to handle it.” alt=”NO DRAMA ZONE -> If I’ve made you sad, you’d better not tell me, because I am TERRIFIED of that situation and have NO IDEA how to handle it.” />

https://xkcd.com/1911/