[ xkcd.com ] Russell’s Teapot

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Russell’s Teapot

Unfortunately, NASA regulations state that Bertrand Russell-related payloads can only be launched within launch vehicles which do not launch themselves.

https://xkcd.com/1866/

[ xkcd.com ] Wifi vs Cellular

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Wifi vs Cellular

According to the cable company reps who keep calling me, it's because I haven't upgraded to the XTREME GIGABAND PANAMAX FLAVOR-BLASTED PRO PACKAGE WITH HBO, which is only $5 more per month for the first 6 months and five billion dollars per month after that.

https://xkcd.com/1865/

[ xkcd.com ] City Nicknames

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City Nicknames

This place has so many demonyms. Northlanders. Fair Folk. Honey Barons. Lake Dwellers. Treasurers. Swamp Watchers. Dream Farmers. Wellfolk. Rockeaters. Forgotten Royals. Remote Clients. Barrow-Clerks. The People of Land and Sky.

https://xkcd.com/1864/

[ xkcd.com ] Screenshots

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Screenshots

For the final exam, you take a screenshot showing off all the work you've done in the class, and it has to survive being uploaded, thumbnailed, and re-screenshotted through a chain of social media sites.

https://xkcd.com/1863/

[ xkcd.com ] Particle Properties

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Particle Properties

Each particle also has a password which allows its properties to be changed, but the cosmic censorship hypothesis suggests we can never observe the password itself—only its secure hash.

https://xkcd.com/1862/

[ xkcd.com ] Quantum

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Quantum

If you draw a diagonal line from lower left to upper right, that's the ICP 'Miracles' axis.

https://xkcd.com/1861/

[ xkcd.com ] Communicating

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Communicating

You're saying that the responsibility for avoiding miscommunication lies entirely with the listener, not the speaker, which explains why you haven't been able to convince anyone to help you down from that wall.

https://xkcd.com/1860/